Anarkadia HQ
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Hello, stranger.
We create soul enriching journeys that will aid in your
personal ascension.
Hello, stranger.
We create soul enriching journeys that will aid in your
personal ascension.
In order to answer this question, you need to know about ascension.
Ascension is the act of ascending the limits of your current existence and becoming a greater being. Surpassing the human vessel and becoming a realm level being is the most popular form of ascension, but it’s not limited to this.
Our goal is to provide the necessary tools and services for ascension, to manage your ascension and to make your ascension as seamless and smooth as possible. Our motto is:
Give us a call and ascend above all!
Ascend above all or don’t live at all!
Did we just rhyme all with all? Yes we did. Because we’re better than you.
Become more.
Become better.
Don't let your potential go to waste, stranger.
~Yoto ~よと
Benefits of Ascension
After ascension, if you download our app, we’ll teach you how to change the weather in your current location. It's good practice for your ascended abilities. Plus, a good rain can be refreshing, but sometimes you just want to stay dry. You can also summon bees on command. This has nothing to do with weather, but you can totally do it.
We’ve scoured the entire planet for the most beneficial ascension rituals to no avail. So we made our own. Ours frees your conscience from the prison that is your body. Your soul will become omnipotent in our realm.
Sometimes you just want to see some fire. Take away half of the population with a snap of the finger. You have the power to take it all.
The ability to Manipulate Electromagnetic Waves unlocks with ascension, which means you can create a WiFi signal anywhere in our realm. Free WiFi everywhere.
I'm contractually obligated to put my grandmother's life on your ascension. That's how confident we are in our process!
Real TestimonialsThey treat me well here at AK. I love working here! Although ascension is the main selling point of this company, they
do EVERYTHING here. HQ is the heart of the company. They have petting zoos, bars, arcades, grocery stores, workshops, you name it! Everything is
done here alone. I haven’t seen a single human being for months! I don't even have to see my clients face to face to manage them!
~8/10I love this so much!
I’ve never been a part of an organization like this before, so when The Warden came
up to me with this offer to join Anarkadia, I was stoked! My family kept telling me "Don’t do this, this is the
textbook definition of a cult", but my agent told me to cut them out of my life and that's exactly what I did and I haven't been
happier! Join Anarkadia and become one with the ethereal plane!
~9/10It’s pretty f***ing great!
Alright. Listen. This is a sketchy a** company. I don't trust a single thing this f***in'
Warden fella's puttn' down all the godd**n time. But over time, I've grown a good amount of respect for him. I've built my
way up through this f***in' organization for years, and I gotta tell ya... I wouldn't trade this opportunity for the F***IN'
WORLD. I dunno what the f***in' deal is. Anarkadia means everything to me and you bet your f***
godd**n a** that I wear the Anarkaito badge with pride.
~9.5/10yeah man. its good sh*t.
